- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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