- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Women's rights

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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