What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Japan

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

hi dave

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