Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Granny porn!

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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it was all Tagart

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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