The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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