what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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