If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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