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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.