- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

I C U P White stuff

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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