- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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