What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Irish sobriety

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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