- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

PIED NINNY!

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Sixty... eight

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??