Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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