- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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