- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??