Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Whats green? The color green.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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