What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock knock come in.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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