- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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