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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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