- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A bar walks into a man

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

it's funny because it's funny

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