What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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your mum

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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