A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Horse.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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