What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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