What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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