OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

I once did something.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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