Feminism.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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