- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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