- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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