911 jokes are just plane wrong

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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