Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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