knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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