I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

a person who will soon die of beeties

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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