- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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