- Anti Joke

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.