- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Your mom is so old she died

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A blind man walks into a library.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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