Sloths

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call your mom? Mom

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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