- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What? Huh?

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

mikey is cute

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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