Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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pobody's nerfect

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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