- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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