- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

It says so on your cap.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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