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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

A man penetrates another man.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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