Alright then, call me sometime then.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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