- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Donald Trump.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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