- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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