- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

women's rights.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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