What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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