- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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