What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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OOOOPPS /

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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