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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

knock knock? come in

the NAACP

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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