What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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A guy walks into a bar

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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