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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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