why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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A lot eh?

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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