- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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