- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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