A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What is better than tissues? Correct!

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What comes after 69? 70

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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