What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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