- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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