What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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