Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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your no better than a cockroach

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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