- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Boys have swag, real men have class

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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