- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

So FDR walks into a bar.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

An epileptic man attends a rave.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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