Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Neil is a reterd.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

ask me if i am a tree. no.

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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