Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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