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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

A shark ate your mom

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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