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Dumbledore dies.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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