Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

your mama's so fat... that's it

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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