a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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