Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

u know whats a crime? rape

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

knock knock Goodbye

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Women's rights.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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