A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Whats funny? Your face.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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