- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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