Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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