What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Anti Joke

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