How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Poop

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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