- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

Women drivers...

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

I agree

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

cory is gay

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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