What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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american idol

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Poop

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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