what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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