mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Obama lin Baden.

13 =B you just learned something

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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