Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

outside your comfort zone

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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