There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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