a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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