What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

my egg roll

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Death by kayak

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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