- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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