- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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