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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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