roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What is black and has no education A tire.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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