- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

don't just stand there

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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