why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Your mom

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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