When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

HOLY COW!

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

A man was shot. He died.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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