Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Pickle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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