- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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