2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Justin Bieber.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Chris is hairy

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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nothing

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