Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

why did katy fall off her bike?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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