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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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