- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

This is an anti- joke

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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