A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

why did the man die? he was shot

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

homosexual

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Andoni was here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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