Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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