Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

No antijoke here.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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