- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Whats cold and frozen? ice

i just wrote this so hard

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

can you pass the soap?

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