- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

I have read the terms and conditions

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Neil is a reterd.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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