What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What did john say to bob Hey bob

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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