"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Ross.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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