- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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