Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

your mama's so fat... that's it

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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