- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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