- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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